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horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
3 hours ago on September 19th | J | 135,851 notes
<3

<3

3 hours ago on September 19th | J | 1 note
HI IM NOT DEAD HERE&#8217;S A PIC OF ME AND MY BOYFRIEND

HI IM NOT DEAD HERE’S A PIC OF ME AND MY BOYFRIEND

3 hours ago on September 19th | J | 2 notes
3 hours ago on September 19th | J | 36,870 notes

I: Can anyone show me a tattoo we haven’t seen before? x

3 hours ago on September 19th | J | 62,116 notes

blazeitmichael:

blazeitmichael:

knowing that michael is ticklish makes me want to sCREAM

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2 days ago on September 17th | J | 17,305 notes
becausejensenackless:

kataylorr:

Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.

Someone buy me this book.

becausejensenackless:

kataylorr:

Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.

Someone buy me this book.

2 days ago on September 17th | J | 115,813 notes

rapunzelie:

the concept of liking someone and them liking you back and you deciding to date each other literally just fucking baffles me because it has never once happened for me in my entire life

how are you all doing this

how are you people making it look so easy

how are you finding people who like you back and want to date you and then actually do it

2 days ago on September 17th | J | 21,694 notes

ohsocialjustice:

A very good way of going about explaining this issue. It’s good to see something positive come from Tumblr.

2 days ago on September 17th | J | 240,344 notes
2 days ago on September 17th | J | 127,613 notes
quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

2 days ago on September 17th | J | 70,662 notes

Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters.

overtheunderpass:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters 

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they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad

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they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 

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they literally sold this shirt

PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS

WOW, Ew

2 days ago on September 17th | J | 107,623 notes

BREAHTE CAROLINA TWEETED AT ME TWICE

ONCE ON MY BAND ACCOUNT

ONCE ON MY MAIN

ON MY BAND HE SAID HE LOVED ME

ON MY MAIN HE SAID HES COMING TO VIRGINIA SUPER SOON!!! SUPER!!!!!!

IM TOO HYPE 

HAHAHAH

3 days ago on September 16th | J | 2 notes

sp0rty:

sageruto:

sheldon just suggested that some people may be born without the disposition for sexual attraction and a laugh tracked played ????????????????????????????? stop this

make big bang theory illegal right now effective immediately

3 days ago on September 16th | J | 27,849 notes
i have literal anime eyes

i have literal anime eyes

3 days ago on September 16th | J | 1 note